Toast is so awesome! I love how it crunches and that I can put anything on it!
Toast is love. Toast is life.
Best. Food. Ever.
Man, what can be said of such a scrumptious and delightful thing? It's magnificent, it's glorious! It's great and grand, the best thing ever! I would write a poem to express my feelings, but I can't rhyme worth a crap.
Toast sucks.
I really like texas toast. It goes so great with my steak and shrimp and hot dogs.